Tadnartbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured ant.

Tadnartbarn created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnartbarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadnartbarn, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tadnartbarn's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tadnartbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never feed peanuts to sharks while wearing brown kilts.

3. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing trousers.

4. You must love Tadnartbarn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.