Sakceptonk Tighitlan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced hare.

Sakceptonk Tighitlan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakceptonk Tighitlan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sakceptonk Tighitlan, he will think nothing of it.

Sakceptonk Tighitlan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sakceptonk Tighitlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sakceptonk Tighitlan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Sakceptonk Tighitlan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.
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