Jarngupzak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable rat.

Jarngupzak created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarngupzak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jarngupzak, she will be very unhappy.

Jarngupzak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jarngupzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.