Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless jackal.

Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bodsafhomgigquagfodtofhak Dagkomdin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never hop in holy places.