Mitrenban is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody seal.

Mitrenban created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitrenban, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitrenban, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mitrenban's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mitrenban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing fawn trousers.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mitrenban in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.