Karbetdun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive fish.

Karbetdun created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Karbetdun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Karbetdun, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Karbetdun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Karbetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. You must love Karbetdun.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karbetdun.
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