Fetsabfar is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, strong
bear.
Fetsabfar created a top quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fetsabfar, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Fetsabfar, she will send you a sign.
Fetsabfar's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Fetsabfar's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not speak about cucumbers.
4. Always wear white.
5. Never write about bacteria.