Narsafmotcetfumzed is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise owl.

Narsafmotcetfumzed created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narsafmotcetfumzed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narsafmotcetfumzed, he will laugh at you.

Narsafmotcetfumzed's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Narsafmotcetfumzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narsafmotcetfumzed.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to eagles while wearing pink shoes.

4. You must pray to Narsafmotcetfumzed five times a day.

5. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the west.