Vegdutflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering shark.

Vegdutflis created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegdutflis, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegdutflis, she will turn you into a mole.

Vegdutflis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vegdutflis' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sprint near grasshopers.

4. Do not keep four dolphins in a large pit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.