Vegdutflis is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering
shark.
Vegdutflis created snails twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Vegdutflis, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vegdutflis, she will turn you into a mole.
Vegdutflis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Vegdutflis' Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never sprint near grasshopers.
4. Do not keep four dolphins in a large pit.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.