Getcatban Mobhenbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud mongoose.

Getcatban Mobhenbad created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getcatban Mobhenbad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getcatban Mobhenbad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Getcatban Mobhenbad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Getcatban Mobhenbad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Worship no other gods but Getcatban Mobhenbad.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.