Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar, it will destroy your home planet.

Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Raggeddonraw Genlargsitsigtabcar five times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never wear green tights.