Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful wyrm.

Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fobhotcidjamlinmabhivlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing fawn coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.