Komfosshap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful seal.

Komfosshap created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfosshap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komfosshap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Komfosshap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Komfosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
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