Ortyargod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing slug.

Ortyargod created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortyargod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ortyargod, it will ignore you.

Ortyargod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ortyargod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about eagles.