Ortyargod is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing
slug.
Ortyargod created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ortyargod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ortyargod, it will ignore you.
Ortyargod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Ortyargod's Holy Commandments1. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always help geese in need.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Never talk about eagles.