Zagpangquart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart porpoise.

Zagpangquart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagpangquart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zagpangquart, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zagpangquart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zagpangquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagpangquart.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Pray towards the south.