Canweegof is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever tapir.

Canweegof created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canweegof, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Canweegof, she will be very sad.

Canweegof's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Canweegof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canweegof.

4. Never talk about spacetime near shrews while wearing violet shoes.

5. Canweegof loves frogs, so they must be honoured.