Nellcusslat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful meerkat.

Nellcusslat created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellcusslat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellcusslat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nellcusslat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nellcusslat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.