Dunkabzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest goat.

Dunkabzag created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunkabzag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunkabzag, he will strike you with lightening.

Dunkabzag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dunkabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing yellow shoes.

5. Do not shave your chest.