Ponbestgom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless crocodile.

Ponbestgom created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbestgom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponbestgom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ponbestgom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ponbestgom's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Respect your elders.