Cabarpbon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous owl.

Cabarpbon created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabarpbon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabarpbon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabarpbon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cabarpbon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cabarpbon seven times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabarpbon.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing violet boots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.