Lammabcedgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic lion.

Lammabcedgat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lammabcedgat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lammabcedgat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lammabcedgat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lammabcedgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always wear green.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.