Higweeleg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Higweeleg created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higweeleg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Higweeleg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higweeleg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Higweeleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Always obey Higweeleg's priests.

5. Never talk about birds.