Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered ferret.

Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet, it will make you grow a tail.

Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinbidcubnib Tonmigbet.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never sing in holy places.