Camyattrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever aardvark.

Camyattrag created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Camyattrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camyattrag, he will turn you into a mole.

Camyattrag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Camyattrag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Always help horses.