Lamgombest is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective warg.

Lamgombest created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgombest, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lamgombest, she will not invite you to parties.

Lamgombest's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lamgombest's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.