Ragvabxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful scorpion.

Ragvabxuc created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragvabxuc, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragvabxuc, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ragvabxuc's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ragvabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.