Bosscedlop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless capybara.

Bosscedlop created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bosscedlop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bosscedlop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bosscedlop's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bosscedlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosscedlop.