Gubjappaklistyarttar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving dugong.

Gubjappaklistyarttar created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjappaklistyarttar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubjappaklistyarttar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gubjappaklistyarttar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gubjappaklistyarttar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.