Gunfabmin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain beaver.

Gunfabmin created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gunfabmin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gunfabmin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gunfabmin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gunfabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.