Nelyatbed is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving capybara.

Nelyatbed created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nelyatbed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelyatbed, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nelyatbed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nelyatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Nelyatbed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.