Gilbedbim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate mouse.

Gilbedbim created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilbedbim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gilbedbim, she will strike you with lightening.

Gilbedbim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gilbedbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.