Watruttik is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent bear.

Watruttik created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watruttik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watruttik, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Watruttik's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Watruttik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing violet skirts and balancing four lead spheres on your face.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.