Dusskonhentin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud wasp.

Dusskonhentin created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskonhentin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusskonhentin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dusskonhentin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dusskonhentin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about galaxies.