Vabstergod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional weasel.

Vabstergod created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabstergod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabstergod, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vabstergod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vabstergod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing violet dresses.

2. Never paint your neck blue.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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