Citgenbag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Citgenbag created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgenbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Citgenbag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Citgenbag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Citgenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Citgenbag on top of important buildings.