Neggenflag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful manatee.

Neggenflag created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggenflag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neggenflag, it will destroy your home planet.

Neggenflag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Neggenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Neggenflag on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if four moths approach from the west.

4. Always obey Neggenflag's priests.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.