Neggenflag is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, resourceful
manatee.
Neggenflag created viruses five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Neggenflag, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Neggenflag, it will destroy your home planet.
Neggenflag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Neggenflag's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Neggenflag on top of important buildings.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Hide if four moths approach from the west.
4. Always obey Neggenflag's priests.
5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.