Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive clam.

Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hop near shrews.

4. Do not take Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's name in vain.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.