Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen
is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive
clam
.
Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen
created humanity four years ago.
If you believe in
Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen
, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen
, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's
most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's Holy Commandments
1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never hop near shrews.
4. Do not take Tifsadpak Somnillin Hubxemjen's name in vain.
5. Never think about photosynthesis.
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