Betgepduss is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, proud
dragon.
Betgepduss created snails four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Betgepduss, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Betgepduss, she will turn you into a goat.
Betgepduss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Betgepduss' Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Erect three iron sculptures of Betgepduss on top of important buildings.
3. Always look after injured badgers.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Betgepduss loves voles, so they must be honoured.