Buntailjam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous dolphin.

Buntailjam created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Buntailjam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buntailjam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Buntailjam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Buntailjam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.