Libcarbem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty rhinoceros.

Libcarbem created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Libcarbem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libcarbem, it will destroy your home solar system.

Libcarbem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Libcarbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libcarbem.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Libcarbem on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.