Sawflapvol is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless jaguar.

Sawflapvol created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawflapvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawflapvol, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sawflapvol's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sawflapvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.