Nilcummegmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy yak.

Nilcummegmad created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nilcummegmad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilcummegmad, it will manifest in front of you.

Nilcummegmad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nilcummegmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilcummegmad.

4. Retreat if eight voles approach from the west.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Nilcummegmad in the centre of the settlement.