Flagingspag Fomliphad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous hamster.

Flagingspag Fomliphad created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Flagingspag Fomliphad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagingspag Fomliphad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flagingspag Fomliphad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flagingspag Fomliphad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Flagingspag Fomliphad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.