Cadbetbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident tapir.

Cadbetbud created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbetbud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadbetbud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cadbetbud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cadbetbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. You must love Cadbetbud.
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