Wikquaghab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional yak.

Wikquaghab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikquaghab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikquaghab, it will be very unhappy.

Wikquaghab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wikquaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Never mention gulls.