Lidfudwikbif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, passionate cow.

Lidfudwikbif created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfudwikbif, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidfudwikbif, she will turn you into a rock.

Lidfudwikbif's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lidfudwikbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Lidfudwikbif's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Lidfudwikbif nine times a day.

5. Never wear skirts.
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