Fitguttif is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent
swan.
Fitguttif created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitguttif, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fitguttif, she will turn you into a duck.
Fitguttif's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Fitguttif's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitguttif.
2. You must love Fitguttif.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not kill squirrels.