Metxemcat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered ant.

Metxemcat created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metxemcat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metxemcat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Metxemcat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Metxemcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.