Bappomtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless turtle.

Bappomtarg created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappomtarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bappomtarg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bappomtarg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bappomtarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Bappomtarg.

5. Never talk about sharks.