Botkambig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent hamster.

Botkambig created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botkambig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Botkambig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Botkambig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Botkambig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if five badgers approach from the west.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Worship no other gods but Botkambig.